Immortals 2 (2025)
Behold! In this totally epic, eye-popping movie directed by the super cool Tarsem Singh, we’ve got Theseus (aka Superman, played by Cavill, who’s obviously ripped ), handpicked by the big cheese Zeus himself! Our hero’s mission, should he choose to accept it (and he does, duh!), is to prevent Hyperion (Rourke, looking utterly bonkers ) from letting loose a bunch of grumpy Titans whom will apparently cause the end of the world .
Henry Cavill totally crushes it, proving he can carry a big-budget action flick on his incredibly broad shoulders! And as for Rourke? He goes absolutely wild, giving the most delightfully ferocious performance ever! The movie’s a feast for the eyes, like a ridiculously beautiful painting, and the fight scenes? Chef’s kiss Savage yet stylish!
Even though the story is as simple as a toddler’s drawing , this movie will keep you glued to your seat with its artistic violence. You’ll be like, “Whoa!”